Christmas is almost here...

What could say Christmas more than a parsnip or two...? Maybe one huge one!!

The ginormous parsnip

My dad gave me a parsnip

It really was a size

In fact, it's sheer enormity

Brought tears straight to my eyes

I had it roasted, mashed and souped

I ate it every day

There simply was so much of it

It would not go away

It haunted every waking moment

I found I couldn't cope

So I blitzed the bugger up

And made it into soap

Look out for this beauty next year, a glorious soap made with real parsnip, honey and beer and fragranced with lemongrass and thyme essential oils.

Merry Christmas to you all,

Sarah x